You know that lingerie you bought for Ashlee? That little pink baby doll? Well, loser, Ashlee has a new boyfriend coming over tonite, which means she needs you on your hands and knees – right now, to tell her how hot she looks, and to PROVE it – by fucking your fist and pumping out all your loser-goo love squirts for Ashlee. That’s right, wimpy man. It’s worship puddle time!