When you show up at her door on a blind date, tall, naturally-dominant Princess Carly Erin stares you down, laughs in your face and wonders aloud why the dating site is sending her midget men like you. But the real comedy show begins when cruel Carly Erin challenges you to unzip and prove to her that you’re not a little man – where it counts. After she finishes laughing at it and lascerating it with her wit, she’s going to farce you to use it to humiliate yourself, as she teases and taunts you. You are truly pathetic. Widdle man.